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Title: Never ending story version 1
Post by: SkateR on May 27, 2007, 08:24:16 AM
k, I start it off, and you newbies keep it going.

A cute boy named Shane..
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: PiCaSSo on May 27, 2007, 10:11:22 AM
...was considered a prize treasure amongst all the inmates on cell block 10 in the New York State Penitentiary.
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Post by: Dirty_Taco on May 27, 2007, 10:18:35 AM
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Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: Olbaid on May 27, 2007, 10:25:11 AM
The End!
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Post by: Holo on May 27, 2007, 10:42:30 AM
Or so he thought......
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Post by: ViciouZ on May 27, 2007, 10:46:55 AM
But by now the cat was out of the bag...
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Post by: P!nk on May 27, 2007, 10:59:07 AM
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Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: Donk on May 31, 2007, 09:13:58 PM
...and got this idea from some other forum and thought he'd be cool by starting it on this forum.


Hey DirtyTaco,

Why don't you just zip it!
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: MaDMaN on May 31, 2007, 09:17:20 PM
Said the lil bundle of twigs after he ran away from Shane
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Post by: jitspoe on June 01, 2007, 12:04:34 PM
"Talking twigs?!" exclaimed Shane, "That's even stranger than these amorphous blobs they call paintball guns these days."
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: Cobo on June 01, 2007, 01:29:18 PM
When all of the sudden an anvil with the inscription "BAN" fell on Shane's head.
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Post by: Apocalypse on June 01, 2007, 02:35:01 PM
And Shane got up and started running around and singing lalalalala y o y did the buffalo roam with a hehaw here and a heehaw there in really bad tune.
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: MaDMaN on June 02, 2007, 01:55:42 PM
Jitspoe started singing alone, even worse then Shane
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: soldier on June 02, 2007, 05:11:15 PM
...soldier took at his M1 Garand (WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY AVATAR BUT IT DOSN'T INTERCOURSEN WORK) (yes I took intercoursen off a post by KiLo) and shot apocalypse for making such a stupid post, then who ever it was that didn't continue the story !!!!
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Post by: MaDMaN on June 02, 2007, 06:43:30 PM
After watching the poor lil booger get shot, Knack comes running up and punches Soldier in the face.
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: soldier on June 02, 2007, 06:47:32 PM
...Soldier hits MadMaN in the face with the rifle but, then runs away and gets cover....
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Post by: Fullmetal_Steeb on June 02, 2007, 10:30:58 PM
and a nuke goes off in new york...
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Post by: Eiii on June 02, 2007, 11:03:18 PM
...which somehow revived this thread?
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: ViciouZ on June 03, 2007, 04:14:47 AM
But before anybody could make a comment about eiii and cows, soldier was back up on his feet and running at bitmate with his bayonet.
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Post by: Apocalypse on June 03, 2007, 12:30:08 PM
And then there was an enourmous explosion Soldier screams like a sissy and everyone dies then Apocalypse comes back to life and the world ends.
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Post by: Eiii on June 03, 2007, 04:04:14 PM
But not this story.
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Post by: MaDMaN on June 04, 2007, 01:36:00 PM
 Soldier takes a look at the lil cute boy named shane and smiles
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Post by: Spook on June 04, 2007, 01:39:21 PM
and then gets a steel hardon
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: Cobo on June 04, 2007, 05:31:15 PM
followed by spook.
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: soldier on June 05, 2007, 05:42:07 PM
HEY NO CONTORLING ME THATS NO FAIR !!! If that happens all this topic is gona turn into is a diss fest. Also, an M1 Garand does not have a bayonet !!! (well usualy it dosn't at least).
Finaly, and again, no controling other people, or this topic is gona SUCK !
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: Spook on June 05, 2007, 06:56:34 PM
as soldier yells with a massive hardon and a m1 garand.
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Post by: soldier on June 05, 2007, 07:06:56 PM
HEY WHAT DID I JUST SAY !!!!
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Post by: MaDMaN on June 06, 2007, 09:44:59 AM
soldier thinks back on what he said. " Spook, Your sexy i want to have your kids." "They can hold my m1 grand while you play with my super short nub."
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Post by: JiGSaW on June 06, 2007, 12:14:41 PM
..then soldier realized he's too terrible at this game and he quits while....
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Post by: Cobo on June 06, 2007, 01:54:27 PM
... leaving a trail of useless posts along the way.
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Post by: soldier on June 06, 2007, 06:35:27 PM
HEY THIS IS NOT FAIR ANYMORE (and what do you consider your posts here but useless? IT OTHER STUFF FOR GOD'S SAKE !)
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: Cobo on June 07, 2007, 12:18:09 PM
And no matter how hard soldier thought about it, he could not figure out that 'Other Stuff' was not specifically made for spam, but for things that aren't related to paintball.
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: Apocalypse on June 07, 2007, 06:26:48 PM
Like this topic where he is posting. Then Shane sees Soldier and runs away crying "Mommy, Mommy, it's a big ugly monster.
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Post by: MaDMaN on June 08, 2007, 02:25:23 AM
And that is by far the worst post ever Shane's mom explained.
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Post by: soldier on June 08, 2007, 04:31:47 PM
AND that is by far the worst diss ever by anyone, and surprise surprise, apocalypse made it!
Ok, this topic is just a big diss fest, lock it.
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: MaDMaN on June 08, 2007, 09:16:48 PM
As the little kid screamed from reading a Good communities forums
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: Apocalypse on June 09, 2007, 06:43:22 AM
And then exploded.
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Post by: Eiii on June 09, 2007, 01:10:55 PM
But kept posting
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Post by: y00tz on June 09, 2007, 01:50:38 PM
But kept posting

Until he went to QuakeCon which is August 2-5th, 2007, at the Hilton Anatole in downtown Dallas.
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Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: Fullmetal_Steeb on June 09, 2007, 01:59:26 PM
then a nuke goes off on august 4th, when the most people are at the convention, in downtown dallas, over the Hilton. There is one survivor: Soldier, who sees a guy who's clothes were burned off.....
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Post by: y00tz on June 09, 2007, 02:11:27 PM
then a nuke goes off on august 4th, when the most people are at the convention, in downtown dallas, over the Hilton. There is one survivor: Soldier, who sees a guy who's clothes were burned off.....

Is this a threat? I'm calling Homeland Security just to be safe.
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: soldier on June 09, 2007, 04:14:44 PM
Lol, your not serious right? And full_metal, thats really not funny.
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Post by: P!nk on June 09, 2007, 05:04:10 PM
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Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: Fullmetal_Steeb on June 09, 2007, 08:32:26 PM
full_metal? hell no im not being serious. everyone else can talk about ppl dying, but when i say it, im making a threat? this is just like school....
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Post by: P!nk on June 09, 2007, 09:43:19 PM
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Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: Fullmetal_Steeb on June 10, 2007, 02:51:06 PM
XD
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Post by: Apocalypse on June 10, 2007, 06:32:41 PM
And then full_metal hears a banging at his door a scream and an explosion and goes off to hide.
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: Fullmetal_Steeb on June 17, 2007, 03:34:44 PM
hell yeah! im hiding when some naked chicks show up at my house...
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Post by: Cobo on June 17, 2007, 04:01:20 PM
... And even though they both where ugly as hell and had adam's apples bigger than a fist, Fullmetal had to let them in. When all of the sudden...
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: Spook on June 17, 2007, 04:15:05 PM
soldier shows up with a steel hard on and a jar of KW jelly looking for Steeb....
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Post by: Cobo on June 17, 2007, 06:04:07 PM
... for a booty call. But when he saw the 2 'chicks' he fell madly in love. Soldier quickly...
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: Fullmetal_Steeb on June 18, 2007, 12:35:25 PM
....looked for the nearest guy to "get rid of his urges". he found one and...
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: Cobo on June 18, 2007, 03:33:28 PM
... the only thing that happened was that he got hornier. And thats how soldier jr. came to the world.
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Post by: Fullmetal_Steeb on June 18, 2007, 09:24:22 PM
and so soldier jr. went around the world, curing leprosy and blindness and the like, until they nailed his @$$ to a t-shaped wooden stick.
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Post by: ViciouZ on June 19, 2007, 09:35:52 AM
and so soldier jr. went around the world, curing leprosy and blindness and the like, until they nailed his @$$ to a t-shaped wooden stick.
I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before...
Title: Re: Never ending story version 1
Post by: Fullmetal_Steeb on June 19, 2007, 09:44:29 AM
WHERE? If you did, i need their contact information, bcuz thats copyright infringement....

Is the Bible copyrighted? hmm. i wonder if anyone ever thought to do that.