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Title: The Definition of noob
Post by: Stanislaus on April 08, 2006, 11:04:49 AM
Have at it everybody.

This'll be interesting hopefully.
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: Stanislaus on April 08, 2006, 11:15:21 AM
Heres a little list of people who are newbs:

-Germans
-People who've played a week, month, 6 months, 1 year (anything newer than qwpb)
-Skater
-2fast4u
-[UNDEAD]  [NOFEAR]  [PMW]  [FIRE]

and many more
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: SkateR on April 08, 2006, 11:18:41 AM
oh wow.
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: JR on April 08, 2006, 11:30:50 AM
darn Skater, y r they so hard on you?
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Post by: P!nk on April 08, 2006, 11:32:01 AM
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Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: SkateR on April 08, 2006, 11:35:37 AM
Theyre just mad cause ive been playing 9 months and own them all :-p
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: Stanislaus on April 08, 2006, 11:55:51 AM
i pick on you because it's the thing to do
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Post by: Dirty_Taco on April 08, 2006, 02:01:51 PM
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Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: digi on April 08, 2006, 02:13:36 PM
-Germans
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: Noob on April 08, 2006, 02:14:09 PM
I am a Noob  :P
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: MrRiblets on April 08, 2006, 02:15:49 PM
Players that call other players noobs in order to make themselves feel powerfull.
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: Noob on April 08, 2006, 02:17:20 PM
That's why I started using this name. When I first started learning about this game, everybody called me it anyway, so it stuck. lol
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: lekky on April 08, 2006, 03:46:55 PM
i'll go with...

- [ i ]
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: Playah on April 08, 2006, 03:55:29 PM
okay. This will get a flame-fest-thread, im sure. Maybe jits should keep a eye on it and lock it if necessairy.
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: SkateR on April 08, 2006, 04:11:38 PM
i'll go with...

- [ i ]


Laugh.
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: lekky on April 08, 2006, 06:49:07 PM
i'll go with...

- [ i ]




Laugh.

oRLY!!
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: SkateR on April 08, 2006, 07:02:08 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: bitmate on April 08, 2006, 07:08:29 PM
- playing on pubs more than 1 hour per month ::)
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: Smokey on April 08, 2006, 11:24:13 PM
-Stani

-germans

-Not knowing what irc is.
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: SkateR on April 08, 2006, 11:36:11 PM
-Not playing more then 47 straight hours of Dp

-Not skipping school for 3 days straight to play Dp

If you don't do those things, then youre a newb. Gg.
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: loial21 on April 08, 2006, 11:48:27 PM
Heres a little list of people who are newbs:

-Germans
-People who've played a week, month, 6 months, 1 year (anything newer than qwpb)
-Skater
-2fast4u
-[UNDEAD]  [NOFEAR]  [PMW]  [FIRE]

and many more
a DOUBLE POST
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: GreenAffairz on April 09, 2006, 02:06:32 AM
Definition of Noob

-Skater
-Rastaman

nuff said.
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: your mother on April 09, 2006, 01:05:30 PM
Your mother! :D
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: GyRO. on April 10, 2006, 03:23:59 AM
Why do you all hatecrime the germans?
 
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: bitmate on April 10, 2006, 03:35:03 AM
Cause they hate getting raped  ;D
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: [b]east on April 10, 2006, 07:04:22 AM
Cause they hate getting raped  ;D
"arschkriecher sag ich da nur"
let the flame festival begin!!!:P
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: [b]east on April 10, 2006, 07:05:28 AM
sry forgot to say AgentSmith :P
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: loial21 on April 10, 2006, 04:53:02 PM
Players that begin with the name "B" or "D"   ;D
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: bitmate on April 10, 2006, 06:51:13 PM
Or "L" :P
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: JOE on April 10, 2006, 06:51:58 PM
you people need to get something new to talk about
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: bitmate on April 10, 2006, 06:57:00 PM
Or "J"  ;D 8)
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: loial21 on April 10, 2006, 09:44:50 PM
Bit. :)
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: Stanislaus on April 11, 2006, 09:45:44 AM
Thank you all for posting.
You all are idiots.
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: KnacK on April 11, 2006, 09:48:35 AM
am not
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: JR on April 11, 2006, 02:03:18 PM
This is some funny sh*t
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: Dragon11 on April 14, 2006, 03:25:15 PM
This is some funny sh*t


   i think if you camp your not a noob camping is cool  8)
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: KnacK on April 14, 2006, 03:27:10 PM
Thank You
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: Dragon11 on April 14, 2006, 03:28:21 PM
Thank You
your well cum
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: lekky on April 14, 2006, 04:26:06 PM
thats disgusting dude, take your perverted excrement elsewhere
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: Razr on April 14, 2006, 06:15:51 PM
I hope that wasn't spelled that way on purpose.  :o
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: MrRiblets on April 14, 2006, 08:36:15 PM
Thank You
your well cum
lol. You need help kid.
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: SkateR on April 14, 2006, 09:16:41 PM
oRLY
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: Dragon11 on April 15, 2006, 08:40:34 AM
I hope that wasn't spelled that way on purpose.  :o
   
 
 
 
                       i did do it on purpoes i know how to spell
             cume
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: lekky on April 15, 2006, 02:38:57 PM
 :o
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: Dragon11 on April 15, 2006, 09:53:30 PM
:o
you f
                  a
                  g
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: jitspoe on April 15, 2006, 11:15:04 PM
This is your warning.  Another post like that and we won't see you again for 2 weeks.
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: Dragon11 on April 16, 2006, 08:40:05 AM
This is your warning.  Another post like that and we won't see you again for 2 weeks.
ok sorry
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: agent-hwk on April 24, 2006, 10:06:12 PM
if he goes on vacation make sure it's somewhere tropical.
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: the beast on May 02, 2006, 02:26:48 PM
i dont know why people call other people noobs... because everybody was a noob at one time or another... everybody new or not makes mistakes.. and everybody new or not camps every once in a while... so i dont know why people insist on calling people noobs and campers... its all part or the game... deal with it!!!!!
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: TinMan on May 02, 2006, 03:42:31 PM
Do you have a guilty conscience?   =P
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: the beast on May 03, 2006, 01:13:18 PM
no i dont its just that... it gets annoying hearing everybody talking about noobs and campers and stuff like that...
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: Dragon11 on May 03, 2006, 01:33:44 PM
no i dont its just that... it gets annoying hearing everybody talking about noobs and campers and stuff like that...
i think camping is part of the game
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: TinMan on May 03, 2006, 03:13:23 PM
Which is why we like to sneak up behind you when you are camping, jump on your head, and pgp you. Then nade the corpse. Overkill the campers.
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: Dragon11 on May 04, 2006, 03:23:28 PM
Which is why we like to sneak up behind you when you are camping, jump on your head, and pgp you. Then nade the corpse. Overkill the campers.
well after that rount i nade youin the face 100 times
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: TinMan on May 04, 2006, 03:40:10 PM
...and it sprays you in the face too and takes you out and there's a flood of "lol" 's
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: jaydog on May 15, 2006, 07:13:20 AM
I have only started playeing this game after looking up some software for my SQL on opensource site I use, I came across this game and as an real life paintballer of 20 years or so I thought I would give this a look. What with having to give up real paintballing due to now owning a house and the costs involved in real paintball, I thought this looked a good alternative.

Less active but fun all the same. I have noticed a lot of very bad attitudes towards new players, I am sure even the most seasoned arm-chair paintballers of this game were new once ?.

The thing is if people wanted exclusive pro games only they would play on locked non public servers, a very easy option to take to prevent that.

In actual paintball games are played according to your teams ability when in competition level, but when playing in a public arena its a good fun free for all.

I will only play now and again and I am in the middle of doing up a house and workign full time so should that keep me in the noob field forever then so be it. But most all I am enjoying the game and its great fun and to be fair 99% of the public players are a helpful friendly bunch.

 
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: KnacK on May 15, 2006, 08:01:44 AM
jaydog,

You will find that less than 5% of the DP community are like that.  But with all boys and their bursting testosterone levels, they need to beat their chests.

*KnacK looks over at Skater, pokes him in the eye and says "n00b!"
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: jaydog on May 15, 2006, 09:58:34 AM
jaydog,

You will find that less than 5% of the DP community are like that.  But with all boys and their bursting testosterone levels, they need to beat their chests.

*KnacK looks over at Skater, pokes him in the eye and says "n00b!"

Thanks knack I have realised as a whole everyone is great and helpful at pointing you in the right direction, I was playing for 3 hours on sat and it was great no issues and good clean fun.

Sorry about the bad typos in that post I was doing the post at work trying to avoiding the gaffer.

I guess the abuse I bumped into must have been some angry lads on half term bless um.
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: SkateR on May 15, 2006, 11:37:00 AM
ouch :(
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: bitmate on May 15, 2006, 12:21:21 PM
*KnacK looks over at Skater, pokes him in the eye and says "n00b!"
Owned SkateR... bwahahaha ;D
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: jitspoe on May 15, 2006, 01:16:14 PM
jaydog: A few bad apples spoil the bunch, unfortunately.  In general, though, this game isn't very newbie friendly.  By that I mean there's a bit of a learning curve: learning how to strafe jump, manage equipment, and all that.  A new player can also cost the team a lot of points by allowing the other team to capture the flag.  General etiquette is to not cap on the newbie, but not everybody follows that, and it can be really frustrating to be eliminated watching as the other team makes flag capture after flag capture and there's nothing you can do about it.  Now this isn't an excuse to have a bad attitude toward the newbie, but sometimes it's more than some people can handle.
Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: jaydog on May 16, 2006, 04:35:10 AM
Thanks for your comments, I can see the points RE frustration, but it's no different in real life paintball I have been playing this for more years than I care to remember.

Like I said in my first post when playing in public arena or going to a paintball site for fun it's an all for all and good fun and very mixed ability.

In pro paintball when we want to play a more serious game we enter tournamounts which we pay a high fee to play in and this for teams only, not novices, that is what I thought the dedicated servers are for.....it would be a good idea for those wishing to play a more serious game to stick to those rather than getting angry.

But hay I am more or less sussing it out and after doing pretty well at the weekend all was cool.

On another note are thier any hints and tips around the achieve better play please.

Title: Re: The Definition of noob
Post by: jitspoe on May 16, 2006, 12:32:09 PM
Most dedicated servers are for general public play, as with any other game.  For serious games, people hold clan matches or tournaments.